bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

image

(Source: rollingstomes)

yugioh4adults:

yugioh4adults:

image

he is harvesting carrots

image

he is harvesting corn

planetaoba:

when u lay down the sick burn

image

(Source: rnarceltoing)

*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this